26 TEACHER JOKES

Question 1

Cat Vs Comma Joke

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

Question 2

Do You Think You're Stupid?

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psycology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid stand up!" After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Question 3

Fart Teacher

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

Question 4

ABC Joke

Ate two cans of Alphabet Soup. Had a terrible vowel movement.

Question 5

Locked Out Of The House

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Question 6

Three College Professors Were Driving Joke

Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver pointed out the sign that read "20." He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign. The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they were driving on Highway 20. Somewhat embarrassed the professor apologized and promised to be more observant. As the policeman turned to walk back to his car, he noticed the other two professors on the floor ...looking scared to death! He asked the driver, "What's wrong with them?" The driver replied, "We just turned off Highway 105."

Question 7

Tree Scientist Joke

What do you call a tree that does science experiments?

Question 8

Little Mermaid Joke

What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class?

Question 9

Best Invention Joke

Out of all the inventions over the last 100 years, the dry erase board is the most remarkable.

VOTE

Question 10

Elements Joke

How often do you like jokes about elements?

Question 11

Thin Line Joke

There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator... And only a fraction of people can understand that.

Question 12

Mathematician Who Was Afraid Of Negatives Jokes

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negatives?

Question 13

Comic Sans Joke

Comic sans implies the existence of tragic sans.

Question 14

Stand In The Corner If You Get Cold Joke

Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

Question 15

Good At Math Joke

There are only three kinds of people in this world: those that are good at math.. and those that aren't.

Question 16

How Many Feet In A Yard Joke

How many feet in a yard?

Question 17

Algebra Relationship Joke

When are relationships like algebra?

Question 18

Illiterate Witch Joke

Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven?

Question 19

Kids Cowboy Boots

The teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots. He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner than they got the boots off he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em." Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry, but she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

Question 20

Trees Poop Joke

How do we know that trees poop?

26 TEACHER JOKES

Teacher Jokes

Cat Vs Comma Joke

Do You Think You're Stupid?

Fart Teacher

ABC Joke

Locked Out Of The House

Three College Professors Were Driving Joke

Tree Scientist Joke

Little Mermaid Joke

Best Invention Joke

Elements Joke

Thin Line Joke

Mathematician Who Was Afraid Of Negatives Jokes

Comic Sans Joke

Stand In The Corner If You Get Cold Joke

Good At Math Joke

How Many Feet In A Yard Joke

Algebra Relationship Joke

Illiterate Witch Joke

Kids Cowboy Boots

Trees Poop Joke

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