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Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: Aug 19, 2021

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Pirate Joke ....

What is a pirates favorite fast food place?

Diet Donuts

I ate a donut without sprinkles... Diets are so hard!

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Hamberger's Girlfriend

How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?

Healthy Salad

I heard the more colorful your salad is, the better it is for you. So, I swapped my croutons for M&M's

Monkey And Bananas

A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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Seagulls

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Skeleton At A Restaurant Joke

What's a skeleton's favorite thing to order at a restaruant?

God Is Watching

In the cafeteria of a Catholic school, the children were lined up for lunch. At the head of the line was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and she had placed it in front of the apples. The note read: "Take only one, God is watching." Further down the cafeteria line was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies... One of the boys had written a note of his own. The note he placed in front of the cookies read: "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."

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Strawberries

A neighbor suggested I put manure on my strawberries. Tasted horrible! I'm sticking with whipped cream!

Essential Oils

To me, essential oils are what drips out of a taco.

Missing Cake

My wife bought a Christmas cake last week and now we can't find it. I think it was stollen.

German Sausage Pun

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

Onions And Beans Joke

What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?

Robot Guacamole Joke

What do robots have with their guacamole?

Pig Tug Of War Joke

What do you call two pigs playing tug of war?

Potato Day Joke

What day of the week does a potato hate the most?

Twins Favorite Fruit

What are twins favorite fruit?

Talking Plate Joke

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Bad Coffee

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

Eat Homework Joke

Why did the student eat his homework?

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