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My wife bought a Christmas cake last week and now we can't find it. I think it was stollen.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth!
What did the corgi say after someone asked him for money?
I'm a little short!
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called The Bad Batch File!
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume!
I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
What equipment do you use to increase the volume of bagpipes?
A zamplifier!
What is Shaye Saint John's favorite Christmas song?
Ah Hurd the Bells on Christmas Day!
What do you call a singing contest that is filmed in a rural area?
American Idyll!
What is a pop star's favorite cryptocurrency?
Taylor SwiftDemand!
What do you call a singing competition for people who play Progress Quest, Cookie Clicker, and Godville?
American Idle.
Did you hear about the new HBO fantasy series about bagpipers?
It's called Game of Drones!
What did Super Mecha Death Christ say when he found his favorite strawberry jam!
SMUCKERRRRRRRRRRS! SMUCKERRRRRRRRRRS!
What did the Disney fan say to let people know that he was against AI-generated music?
We don't talk about Suno!
People make such a big deal when a forum, blog, social networking site, or podcast website shuts down. But there's one kind of website that people just don't seem to care about these days.
I guess you can say, no one mourns the wiki!
What do Disney characters eat for breakfast?
Peter Pancakes!
Where did the basketball player buy his computer?
Radio Shaq!
What was the return policy at the record store?
All sales are vinyl!
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